Get those razors sharpened
This is the opening ceremony. This is where greatness starts and ugly ensues. You will be transformed into a hairless neophyte. Shave your face and wipe some bacon grease and scotch on your upper lip and watch those follicles grow into a testosterone filled mustache. Meet the legends of past years and prepare yourself for the greatest journey of your life. It's Clean Shave Night at Two Fine Irishmen.