As most of you know, my dog (Apollo – see below)  has special powers.  Similar to Spiderman, he has an extra sense.  He can sense all things stache.  His knowledge of all things stache is beyond that of what we humans can comprehend.  Last year, he gave me direction and guidance during growing season, typically via scratching and licking himself.  Last year’s growers, “The Dirty Thirty,” know that his influence directly lead to our triumph over Iowa with over $20,000 raised.

below is a link to a newspaper in Washington.  While you may think it is outright theft just relax, they are not Canadian so we let the love flow to our brethren.  In the article she mentions a Nebraska Employee and she is talking about our very own Mustache Chuck (Schneider).  Way to be a nation-wide trend setter Schneider.  Thanks everyone who came out last night and played Mustache Trivia…..did Mustache Tom really think Burt Reynolds was in Cannonball Run III?  come on man.

http://www.qvpr.com/articles/stache-cash-yahoo-workers-raise-funds

Canada Strikes!!!!
Last night they teamed up with Subway to have my truck towed!!!  It had nothing to do with the sign that I parked by (which I really did not notice).  They are feeling our power and are trying to slow our roll.  Well Ice Hockey Freaks you have done pissed me off!!!  I am re-focusing my efforts, with a farely slow week last week this is just the motivation I needed to get back on track. $187 to get my truck back, listen Canada and Subway, the last thing you should have done was poke a bear.  First off Subway I am not a small man, I am a bit of an eater, you may have just cost yourself thousands as I am going to boycot subway!!!  And then you stain of Canada freaks,  with the money I save from not eating at Subway I am teaming up with McDonalds to have them put a little extra wang in your special sauce!!! 
 
Screw You Canada!!!!!!!
 
Thanks
Mustache Big Jay

Our mustaches make us unique, but they also make us the target of discrimination, and I point this out only so we can grow stronger as a group. One of my friends intended to be a grower this year, but he has to meet the Governor of North Dakota in two weeks as part of his job, and my friend’s boss told him that he couldn’t have a mustache when he met the governor. I am glad I am not my friend, because I could not work for such a ignorant and hateful boss. However, I must commend the great state of North Dakota. Governor John Hoeven is a proud mustache wearer, which makes the bossman’s decision even worse. We mustache men love to admire the lip rugs of other manly men, and I’m sure the governor would have bought whatever my friend was selling.

I have another friend who made the bold step to grow a mustache this year. He is already sporting a fine stache after five days, but he fears he will have to shave it because he’s flying to California in two weeks to meet some Hollywood waxed-types. Please pray for Mustache Joe that he will be strong and not give into the temptation of shaving his sweet stache.

Finally, I saw a picture in the World Herald today, which is the workplace of Class of 2009 Mustache Robert. The picture reveals the power of the stache. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world, and high school phenom Eduardo Gamboa used his power of the stache to score two overtime goals for South Sioux City. I’m sure Skutt knew they had no chance at victory once the Teenage Stache Wonder took the field. Eduardo, you are pure stache genius. I lift my full-calorie Old Milwaukee in your honor.

Live free, live the stachely life.

My mustachioed brothers, you may have heard during Grower Orientation that the official mustache greeting is:

Greeting: “Nice Mustache”

Response: “You too brother”

Here is its origin.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HduK_I3lpek

Very Stachely Yours,

The Commodore

Looks like Hitler found out about M4K Omaha. 

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