• Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

As most of you know, my dog (Apollo – see below)  has special powers.  Similar to Spiderman, he has an extra sense.  He can sense all things stache.  His knowledge of all things stache is beyond that of what we humans can comprehend.  Last year, he gave me direction and guidance during growing season, typically via scratching and licking himself.  Last year’s growers, “The Dirty Thirty,” know that his influence directly lead to our triumph over Iowa with over $20,000 raised.

Last night I was a bit down as I reflected on the week 1 fundraising total.  Our current pace is not on track for us to beat the Canadians.  Even more disturbing, the cowardly Canadians gave us a punch in the stomach by having Mustache Jay’s car towed last Wednesday.  Apollo sat next to me as I cried myself to sleep and he truly seemed worried about my depression.  I awoke this morning to what can only be described as a Mustache Miracle!  I was asleep when a dog began licking my stache, Uncle Estavan.  I opened my eyes and saw a new dog (see below).  This is most certainly a sign from HIM (Tom Selleck) and we all know what this means.
 
Today is a new day.  Go forth and grow!  We must beat Canada.
Mustache Brady
Uncle Estavan

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    Missouri Shore 
    Tuesday, 18. May 2010

    I Feel bad for your wife. You walk through any public place with a mustache and that puppy and its game on!