As many of you know, fame and good fortune can be fleeting, and not everyone handles it well. While Ima Stachelicous took his early success and notoriety in stride, it was only a matter of time before his life took a turn for the worse. It started innocently enough – trading e-mail addresses with other famous mustaches, signing autographs, kissing babies. However, it soon spiraled into late nights at invitation-only clubs, excessive grooming, and eventually a highly-criticized $400 trimming while his personal jet idled on the tarmac in Los Angeles.

Sadly, Ima has now made the worst decision of his 27 day life. Like Paris Hilton, William Shatner and Mr. T, Ima decided to leverage his celebrity status to cross over into the music industry. K-Tel was eager to make a buck, and quickly agreed to produce Ima’s Greatest Hits album. While the album isn’t the blockbuster that we all wanted for Stachelicious, K-Tel is contractually obligated to share it with all of you. The link to K-Tel’s TV commercial promoting the new album is below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZBDYR1irjo

As an aside, many predicted that Ima’s presence would be downfall of my marriage, since my wife would find me more disgusting than usual. However, it appears that the real cause of the divorce will be the many hours I’ve wasted producing videos about an obscure mustache that will be shaved by this weekend. This is my last of five mustache videos, and presumably my most embarassing.

Live free, live the stachely life.