Mark Spitz.  Rollie Fingers.  The list of famous athletes with mustaches is long and distinguished.  Well to that roster you may add Red Dawn, Mustache Kris’ volleyball team.  This group of bangers had plenty of talent, but heading into the National Indoor Championships in Minneapolis they lacked a bit of hutzpah.  And how did they find it in time to walk away victorious?  Thats right, they all grew mustaches.  This picture was taken last week, not in 1978.

Red Dawn

They even met a marvelous group of mustachioed individuals from New York called “Mustache Mafia.”  These men were gracious, wise, and, of course, sexy.  They are living the stachely life in New York and had to go all the way to Minnesota to get a break from the incessant phone calls and attention from the opposite sex.  Oh! what a mistake!  Minnesota has women who are even more smitten with a finely groomed milk mop.  In desparation to escape, several of the Mustache Mafia shaved the final night, and left Minnesota broken and alone.

Stay stachely my friends.