MUSTACHESFOR KIDSOMAHA

Yes, really.

Dump her. It's that simple. First, it's not going to work "long term" if she can't see the beauty of your lip sweater. Second, once you start growing you will have scores of random women sliding into your DMs to get a taste of your cookie duster.

No. Mustaches only. No goatees, fu manchus, beards, punk patches, soul patches, cabbage patches, mutton chops, pork chops, karate chops, chin snuggies, jaw poppies, Egyptian curlers, or anything south of the mouth. Sideburns are allowed but must stay north of the stache.

Yes, several ways in fact. You can support one of the Growers by making a donation. You can come to the checkpoint parties. If you are a girl, there are opportunities to help out at checkpoints and other ways because we are dudes and incapable of doing any of this without you.

Absolutely. Since our first campaign in 2009 we have raised over $9 million for local children's charities. Yes, growing mustaches. At some point it starts to feel legitimate.

We select different local charity partners every year. We look good. They do good. It's a pretty dope combo, brah.

Yes, your donation is 100% tax deductible. Just click on the Donate Now button and make sure to specify which Grower you are supporting.

No, but if you are able to, it makes the entire month much more fun. At the very least you should plan to attend Clean Shave and Stache Bash. If you have never been to Stache Bash, just trust us that your life is incomplete.

Yes, Mr. Spitz. You know that it is. We didn't forget you.